ARE YOU READY?!?

FOR THE REAL THING....

Since the government is hostile, the budget is low, and no one but my pet snake is supporting me, we

don't have that many candidate as we would hope to have..

BUT DON'T WORRY! I'LL BEAT 'EM! THEY'LL PAY!
For now, three great mythical creatures for
various HIGH jobs:
For the head, king, emperor,
                                  and ruler of Japan,
                                  we suggest...GODZILLA!
For the presidency of the united states of america,
                    we suggest the all adorable and loved alien....E.T.!
And, to replace Bill Gates
                                   as the president of the biggest
                                  computer company in the world,
                                    a small surprise...COME and see...

We are aware this is nothing, but until the time you give us your SUGGESTIONS, I'll get my college degree and my "Get out of jail" card, and Elvis comes alive, we will have much much more Mythical Creatures for High Jobs!